In this exclusive clip from episode four of season three, Jamie finds that the human residents at Helwater are a million times more troublesome than the equine ones. This is especially true of Geneva Dunsany, who calls Jamie a “useless Scotchman” as he’s getting her horse for her. Excuse you, Geneva! No one calls Jamie useless and gets away with it unless their name is Claire. Jamie also has an interaction with Geneva’s far more pleasant sister Isobel, who fully understands his desire to kick Geneva’s butt. Given the fact that Isobel also looks at Jamie like he’s a snack, this seems like kind of a touchy situation. Can he please just go to the print shop already?